Patrick Andendall
“When my friend Rand Paul announced that he thought that he was a better Presidential candidate, I was moved to pay my sincerest tribute to him”
Ted Cruess
I maybe old, but I can always find the truth.
He really believes I am the real Dr Seuss, but in fact I’m really Dr.Ted Cruess
In this rather clever charade we can seek the truth from a gullible comrade.
Hi my name is Paul, Rand Paul and I do not like the truth
I do not like the truth at all.
But if you tell the truth , you might like it—shall we try?
The world is round and rotates the Sun,
You see facts can be fun
Fun for every one.
I am a libertarian, and I like be free, to be free to lie
This helps me make my case, never limited by the Sky.
Laws I do not like, I do not like them at all.
For my name is Rand, but you can call me Paul.
OK Paul, you don’t like the law, not at all.
Regulations and Government and the the Poor
You do not like them, not at all
Please help us see what you foresaw.
I like to spread misinformation as a tactic
Lies and Misinformation can get the other side quite frantic.
Lets’s start with my School and how I end up looking a fool.
Hi I am a Doctor, Doctor Zeuss
I maybe old, but I can always Find the Truth.
You say you have two bachelor degrees from Baylor,
But that is not the truth and that is rather Poor
Yes Yes I lied, I lied about that and hate to be an apologist
But I was in a rush to become an ophthalmologist,
But there are laws for that and I do not like the Law – no not at all
So I certify myself because I do not accept the law, not me Rand Paul.
Hi I am a Doctor, Doctor Zeuss
I maybe old, but I can always find the truth.
I find that rather Sad – as people might get hurt
That might be quite cute for you, but will lead malpractice law suit or Two
I must admit I am barely an ophthalmologist – I don’t know the foggiest
That’s why I stray to other areas like to abort or not.
No no – the Government must step into untie that knot
I must be free to stop that – as no one else can be that free –unless it is me.
Dr Zeus I am just like you but without the Truth.
Bees should be free to pollinate, and so children should not vaccinate
They should be free to get sick and procreate their disease
To wander and integrate with the utmost of ease.
Dr Zeus I am just like you but without the truth.
People have no right to be protected in sickness and in health
For to do that, might hurt people of wealth
I am well paid to protect them using my tactical stealth.
As for clean water flowing freely to the poorer quarter
That would be like giving food stamps to those icky looking tramps.
Water and food, food and water
Must we, must we, waste it on some losers daughter
I may be old, but I can always find the truth.
I find that rather Sad – as people might get hurt
The innocent, the Sick and those who lost their last shirt.
Yes I know that that is sad, and it is rather bad.
But the law is what I deplore – for it is never great
For without the law I can discriminate.
Against blacks, gays, women and more – I see much hate
I would like to harness that hate and set it free
For I live in the land of liberty
Where hate is great and great is hate.
We must be free to discriminate
Hi I am a Doctor, Doctor Zeuss
I maybe old, but I can always Find the Truth.
I find that rather Sad – as people might see through that ruse
No longer free to integrate – they will punch back with righteous hate
Yes I know that that is sad, and it is rather bad.
But that is why I like the NRA – every one have a Gun – that is what I say
So if you see red – feel free to shoot them dead
Justice I have found is best served by standing your ground
My name is Paul, Rand Paul and I do not like the truth
I do not like the truth at all.
I have certified myself as the expert
This seems to work assuming you are not alert.
That is why I can state that I know so much more
So much more I have in store, my resume see it here
It is great I can state – after getting help to create my CV
From my long lost and dearest friend, Walter Mitty.
I maybe old, but I can always Find the Truth.
You are not an economist – yet you are an ardent pessimist
Only Capitalism totally unfettered, yet your record is totally peppered.
Well I can not deny that – because that’s a fact
Without Government – the 2008 depression would have become great,
I said no prosperity, no bailout, nothing but austerity
I was ignored, my economics flawed, my solutions seen to be a fraud.
I maybe old, but I can always find the truth.
Now it is time, to figure out the bottom line
Who can possibly win, perhaps friends of Koch and his evil twin?
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You are right with that knowing guess – I will create an almighty mess
Nearly everyone will suffer -barely able to afford their last supper
But we don’t care, because we will be free to live a life with out compare
Free to rape body and mind, as demanded by Goddess Ayn Rand I find
We will create Galts fiefdom and live in the new gilded Koch kingdom
We will hand out the occasional kindness to keep the people totally mindless
For it will be our names that will preside over the hunger games
You think you are bad – but you are not rotten to the core
People will vote for me because I am like you but much much more
I will say what you still fear – day after day
Our base does like you, but your lies and deceit are still too few
So simply being bad and loud is not enough for today’s Stupidparty crowd
There is that black President you see, and you must think like them and me
I will demand to hang draw and quarter, far better then denying them water.
Failing that a goodlynching would be much to their liking
You have seen what I can do using my ways – like wasting $24b in just sixteen days
Closing the Government has it perk, like the mob loving my unfettered work
They love my lies, more than their freedom fries.
They love my lies about my birth, they love it with much mirth
Polifacts rate 56% of my statements as untrue – and that is my greatest virtue
Tell the mob the truth and they see you as uncouth
Repeat a myth many a time and it always turns out just fine
The more nonsense we talk, it shows we are willing to walk the walk
Right into their cave – showing to them that we are brave
Carrying a gun, that makes us fun
They will love us here and they will love us there.
We must indulge their hate, that will make us great
We must buttress their ignorance- thus flattering their incoherence
We must destroy their intellect, so when it comes to re elect
They can only see the fool as some body that is incredibly cool.
By empowering sexism and racism we can achieve Ayn Rands sadly maligned fascism.
The gilded Kingdom on its shining hill -being a achieved with a certain skill
You my friend are toast – for with my wily bile, I will simply coast a while
For while I am on patrol – I will simply be in Cruz control
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