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Ben Carson Redeems Himself – Proves How Roger Made It To The Ark (With Ancient Video Footage)

November 5, 2015 By Patrick Andendall Leave a Comment

Stunning the scientific community, Ben Carson has been able to dig up some rare footage that finally puts to rest one of the few remaining doubts that the scientific community had when Carson posted a tweet pointing out that Noah was a far better boat builder than the engineers and architects who designed the Titanic. Noah did not have to spend seven years studying boat design, since he just had such designs come down to him via telepathy. The scientific community thought that they had the ultimate “gotya” question regarding some of the logistics behind Noah’s plan. But today Ben Carson can wear that Cheshire cat grin, knowing that he has finally stumped all those people who actually think before they speak or tweet.

ben carson video footage

Roger in Training:

Proof that Roger learnt to Swim:

Go!! Roger Go!! or

Go Ricky Go:

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