Trump, Porn and the Mormons, the Perfect Storm for the Stupidparty.

The Mormons have decided that an intervention is necessary.

 A new group Fight the New Drug, whose founders are all members of the conservative Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, or the Mormon Church, have decided that Trump’s hands, face and other parts have become a public health hazard.

A Mormon prophet, one of their most “Royal Members”, was wandering in the mountains situated above Salt Lake City, when he came across a set of mysterious phallic ice sculptures with alien golden colored carvings. During a blizzard he was able to truck these home, back to his living room—and with the help of his little friend, the ghost of Joseph Smith, whom he speaks to when ever he is left alone to his own thoughts, he set about cracking this code, to find the word of God, in the comfort of his living room.

It was a race against time, for even as he took notes, the stunningly important phallic sculptures were shrinking at an alarming rate before his eyes—the golden lettering dribbling down onto this member, only to then be resurrected back into the ever more steamy room, in the form of a divine humidity.

As these sculptures finally surrendered all their glory, limped down  to a row of spent puddles, the Member triumphantly screamed—it has come, it has come to me at last. I have seen the word of God,  the proof may have already vanished, but I have translated my notes, as only I know how and I now know that every word will be believed, because that is who we are. This is the word of God:

Trump is a false Mormon, he is a usurper—he may try to pretend to be “The One”, immensely proud of his fertile phallic prowess, with his many subservient wives, bountiful children, skills at viewing the female form, inventing absurd histories of his sexual prowess as he speaks in front of gullible crowds, abilities to miraculously achieve every task with his own mighty hand, ruling his very own great planet, this planet earth no less, an emperor with no clothes, —but do not be fooled, please see the other sculptures for more enlightenment….

Well here is the the gist…of the rest what this great member was able to translate:

Trump is like porn, and both must go, these melting phallic sculptures are melting for a divine reason- they must never be seen again, you must go forth and prevent such art from ever arising again.

But Trump was quick to take to twitter to seek his revenge:

So there we have it, the dream scenario. Trump will work hard to destroy the intellectual foundation of the Stupidparty, by revealing that there is no foundation- and the Mormons will illustrate the spiritual vacuum, being about the most intellectually absurd Religion ever, on the same level as Scientology and the Heavens Gate Cult. Here is a Heaven Gate Alumni making her final statement before being part of a mass suicide in order to be beamed up to a special spacecraft.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wNDvFdQvws

Bill Nye can explain this whole phenomena, the infinite circular loop of a fundamentally irrational belief system, in eight seconds and ten words.

The Mormons might be trying to take Stupidparty Disciples to a place that they will not go, a world with out porn. A world without their favorite hobby, a world with out guns. No not even religious fanatics would be that stupid,  a world without their favorite indoor past time—Porn.

The study, conducted by the Max Plank Institute for Human Development in Berlin, found a significant negative correlation between frequent pornography consumption and grey matter in the brain (that’s the stuff that tells your brain how to react to sensory information.)

The keyword here is correlation. While the study’s findings are significant, the researchers don’t know if it’s the porn that causes the low grey-matter volume in porn-watchers, or if it’s the other way around. It could be a neurological pre-condition that makes watching porn particularly satisfying.

• Men are 543% more likely to look at porn than females.
• Those self-identified as “fundamentalists” are 91% more likely to look at porn.

One does not need to be an FBI profiler to figure out the beautiful irony of Ebony and Ivory, being assailed by Mormons.

Trump and the Mormons, the perfect storm for the Stupidparty–stripped of any intellectual foundation and naked under the glare of a crusade against porn–this double attack from the heart of the Stupidparty (to its very small and fearful brain) will be like watching a pack of Zombies who suddenly prefer Zombie flesh to human flesh. We now have a chance for humanity to survive, as the Zombies literally implode over each other.

If any one has has doubts about the veracity of the Mormon religion, please allow me to prove my point.